Topic by Hairy Harr

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What do you think would happen if aliens landed?

by Abaddon in

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let's paint a little picture.. it's spring 2002. at 1200h gmt a radio and tv announcement is broadcast on almost all conventional frequencies, in appropriate formats according to the medium and the area.. it's from a bunch of pale violet humaniods who have come "in peace for all qw'z'x>kind".

they say they want to meet up with the un in full cnongress.. disbelief rapidly turns to amasement when cnn and other news-services provide footage of a large alien vessel descending into the river near the un.

large in this case means 5km long... and wisely, none of the sac jets sent to have a look pull a will smith or anything stupid, although one gets nudgeed gently away by an invisable beam of some sort when it gets too close.. let's say it becomes apparent the aliens are utter benign, happy to hand out technological aid, scientific knowledge, and hope to welcome the people of earth to your typical peaceful federation of planets (about 5,00 different species all told).. how do you think people would react?

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Nobody Answers

by Rex B13 in

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ten reasons why i never wash. my mother made me wash as a child.

the soap makers only want my money.

there are so many different kinds of soap, i could never decide which one was right.

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Why the bible does'nt make sense to me

by Leander in

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for some odd reason this morning when i woke up the first thing that came into my mind was the suffering and pain that humans deal with on a daily basis.

again i'm not really sure what made me think about that so early in the morning.

(maybe it was a dream i had).

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Only J.w's will survive the big A

by toddy in

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my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.

sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!

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Speaking of Las Vegas, Aliens and Tracy...

by FreePeace in

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ok, no one was speaking of aliens or tracy (think41self) lately, but they are talking about vegas!.

tracy and i love las vegas.

we went there for our honeymoon almost 2 years ago.

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the harlot and the beast....

by crittersitter in

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who remembers this picture from that grand ol book we had to sleep..er study thru.

i was just a kid, but i remember.... how can the jw's be so blind?.

well actually they have perfected using the system to their advantage.. my e-x bro -in-law got married and made a buch of kids as quiclky as possible, but some how managed to stay on food stamps from day one!!!